I'm happy to admit I write ludicrous filth, but I do it with love.
You wonít be influenced or harmed by reading my stories, any more than Japanese commuters
are harmed by the comics they read on the train.
All you will be losing is time from your life, the way I lose days and weeks crafting
each story for maximum impact. Like the time I spend writing, the time you spend
reading is time that won't help with repaying your mortgage, or with strengthening
relationships, or with your own self improvement.
If you have to call it anything, the best you can say is itís ďLisa Smiles TimeĒ.
I thank you for your modest financial donation, but am most grateful that you have
chosen to waste your time wisely with me.